But we’ll tell friends we have “just started a bin” to one-up them on our eco-consciousness.ĩ “Supporting a cause” while not outright donating. A trick - most of us are not really into composting it’s too filthy for our clean white hands. Fair Trade, Oregon Tilthe Organic, Bishram Yoga, whatever.Ĩ Composting. Then, after the trip’s over, getting cynical about it and telling friends how you felt you did more harm than good trampling all over those poor penguins’ nesting grounds.Ħ Certification. “white people”, never never NEVER “whites”.ĥ Ecotourism. Waterbirthing is a close second.Ĥ Referring to race/ethnicity as “_ people”, not “_s”. All the social currency of natural childbirth, absent the pain. White people don’t like family involved in their family gatherings.Ģ Hypnobirthing. The expense and, if a tropical destination, the embarrassment of the bride-to-be in a bikini ensures only friends, not family (and especially parents), will attend. More suggestions, in no particular order:ġ Destination weddings.
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Sorry and thanks for the site, it’s probably only about 75% accurate but 100% funny, and I’m here for the laughs, not just the insight into how to be less annoying. The only way to cope is through the music of Kanye West.ġ4) oh yeah and white people apparently like writing long stupid comments. Many “persons of color” do not realize it but sometimes the anguish of privilege can take its physical and mental toll (see #5). There is a distinct psychological term for this problem- I call it The Unbearable Whiteness of Being. I don’t usually see white women talking about how the Irish/Gypsies/whatever were persecuted- we don’t care, because we have more pressing problems like cleaning the bathroom and watching Rock of Love. But yes, when I was a public librarian, white people went nuts for this s***! Actually a few black people did too, but since we were in Georgia, most of them didn’t bother with it too much, the information either isn’t there or is too depressing to get into.ġ2) oh yes! Attaching ones self to some sort of tragic cultural past.
White people like jazz!ġ0) also hip hop dance classes! Just watch In Living Color, people.ġ1) geneaology- not all white people care about this. Speaking of which, is jazz not on this list? Seriously? From the 30 something Pottery Barn shopper who picks up “Ella’s Greatest Hits” at the checkout counter on a whim to the “serious” record collector who will lecture you for hours about the merits of various pressings, one this is for sure. Sad.ĩ) giving money to street musicians, esp. But here in DC all the yuppie parents want to live in the District so they don’t have to feel like they sold out, but accept vouchers to get their kids into schools they could probably afford anyway. I grew up in the country where it was public or maybe Kiddie Christian Bible School or nothing at all. We’re so connected to the earth and ourselves and our children that we bought this $80 sling!ģ) jogging around with their babies in the middle of winterĤ) trashing people who take any kind of medication (“depressed people should just try harder”)ĥ) but at the same time when it’s their time to be depressed, you’d think they invented it (“depression is a real disease, with treatments, people, like cancer”)Ħ) we like wearing bracelets and ribbons that show our devotion to important causesħ) and we like important causes in general, but only if everyone knows HOW MUCH WE CAREĨ) charter & montesorry schools! What are they? I don’t know. #2 Religions their parents don’t belong toġ) those hideous rainbow brite rubber clogs for both themselves and their children, what the h***?Ģ) those tarps to sling around their necks to hold their babies, it gives that white urban tribal feel.#9 Making you feel bad about not going outside.#62 Knowing What’s Best for Poor People.#108 Appearing to Enjoy Classical Music.#116 Black Music that Black People Don’t Listen to Anymore.
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